Thanks to @LianaMaeby for picking out my top ten tweets and writing a complimentary yet equally creepy paragraph about me for HitFix.com To read the top 10 tweets click here.
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There's probably only 7 people in all of history who actually deserved a standing ovation.
8 hours ago
Accidentally opened GarageBand again.
17 hours ago
"People wait 10 seconds for a 6 second video to load." - Sales pitch for Vine
yesterday
The next Fast and the Furious should just be two hours of a guy doing steroids inside of a Nissan Cube.
yesterday
Donald Rumsfeld is against gay marriage. He believes marriage should be between an administration and mountains of faulty intelligence.
2 days ago
Hey, companies. No one has their confirmation number. You're the company, you do the work.
2 days ago
"Please slate your name for the camera." "Jaden Smith." "Great job. You're hired." - After Earth casting process
3 days ago
I've never not silently said, "Of course." after finding out someone I've been talking to owns a ferret.
3 days ago
Yes, America's the fattest nation on earth but that also means we're the funniest when falling off bicycles.
3 days ago
Anybody actually know what the fuck is supposed to happen in gazebos?
3 days ago
There's probably only 7 people in all of history who actually deserved a standing ovation.
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HitFix.Com Profiled My Top 10 Tweets
05.16.13
Improvised Interview with Mary Lynn Rajskub
05.13.13
Here’s an interview I did with Mary Lynn Rajskub for The Morning After on Hulu a while back. Enjoy, you wonderful people.
Hollywood.com’s Top Tweets of the Week
05.10.13
Happy to be featured on Hollywood.com‘s Top Tweets of the Week with Paula Pell and Conan O’Brien.
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