Archive for March, 2010
MY DAILY MONOLOGUE JOKE
Mar 31st
A man from Tennessee was charged with running around the aisles of a supermarket completely nude yesterday. All of the other shoppers we’re completely disgusted by the man, except for one woman who saw the naked man and was reminded to buy Vienna sausages.
MY DAILY MONOLOGUE JOKES
Mar 30th
Yesterday Ricky Martin announced that he is gay. In other shocking news, Ikea furniture is difficult to assemble.
The Boston Globe reports that as the world gets more carbon conscious the unicycle could be seen as a practical means of transportation. Fans of the idea say two things may keep people from giving it a shot, the steep learning curve and looking like a total jackass in public.
