Archive for March, 2010
MY DAILY MONOLOGUE JOKES
Mar 29th
Miley Cyrus announced that she has a record coming out in June and that’s going to be the last thing she does in music for a while. No joke here, I just like saying the words “last thing Miley Cyrus does in music for a while.”.
Lady Gaga said recently that she is currently single and celibate. She has yet to answer the big question of: does she pee standing up or sitting down?
MY DAILY MONOLOGUE JOKES
Mar 29th
A new study reveals that users of medical marijuana have an increased risk of getting fired for being too lazy on the job. In another shocking scientific discovery, eating cookies will make you fat.
A teacher in southern California has been arrested after allegedly being drunk while teaching. The students said they knew something was up when halfway through the class the teacher set up a beer-pong table.
MY DAILY MONOLOGUE JOKES
Mar 27th
A new study has revealed that the sexual pursuit portion of the human brain is 2.5 times larger in men than in women. Which means guys have one more excuse why Megan Fox isn’t ever going to call them.
Paula Abdul is rumored to become the host of a new NBC dance show. We tried to get confirmation from Paula, but she spent the entire conversation talking into the wrong end of the phone.
MY DAILY MONOLOGUE JOKES
Mar 26th
Obama has signed into law the new health care reform bill making sweeping changes in health care. Good news for The Jersey Shore’s Snooki, she can’t be denied coverage by insurance companies who consider that thing on top of her head a pre-existing condition.
Brad Pitt has announced that “boredom” is the reason he has kept that weird looking beard on his chin for months now. Because really what’s so exciting about hanging out with George Clooney all day then climbing into bed with Angelina Jolie?
