Archive for March, 2010
“IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?!”
Mar 24th
If I may quote that great American wordsmith “David After Dentist”….
NIGHT OF 140 TWEETS OUT TODAY!
Mar 22nd
A show I was in with Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Sarah Silverman, Dave Holmes, Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer and many more comedy folks is out today. Night of 140 Tweets is on amazon. ALL proceeds go to help re-build schools in Haiti.
CLICK HERE to buy. And if charity isn’t enough to lure you in, perhaps the opportunity to see a fully nude grown man will get you to buy it.
BEA ARTHUR, MOUNTAINS, PIZZA
Mar 20th
It’s exactly what it says, and visiting the website won’t make it any more clear as to what the hell this is about. Prepare to get weird…
FOR MY STONER FANS
Mar 20th
I must have some stoner fans out there. (Yeah, that’s right, I’m talking to YOU…EDDIE! Am I buggin’ you out now man? Are you getting paranoid? HUH!?!?)
Well, wipe off the Doritos Collisions-residue covering your fingers and hit pause on Dark Side of the Moon and watch this…oh, and then go get a job.
LADY SINGS ON A CRUISE SHIP
Mar 19th
I’m not a cruise-ship type of person — meaning I don’t own a subscription to Today’s Grandparent magazine, and I’m not taking medication for a “going problem” that may actually be a sign of a “growing problem”. What I’m getting at is that cruise-ships are mostly for the elder members of our society. However, this performance below is actually starting to convince me that cruise-ship living can’t be all that bad, and I may have to get in on it. Wait around until 1:25 and enjoy…
