Archive for May, 2010
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
May 11th
How can we be sure that “Elena Kegan” isn’t just the Two And A Half Men kid dressed up in pearls and a pantsuit? I WANT ANSWERS!
MY MONOLOGUE JOKES FOR TODAY
May 5th
It’s gotten so bad in Arizona today police even pulled over the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
Apple now has a dating website for fans of Apple products. Fans will wait patiently for the first date, immediately fall in love with the person until 6 months later when a better-looking person comes along.
Good news NYPD have caught the suspected Times Square terrorist. Meanwhile, The Naked Cowboy remains at large.
A church in Massachusetts will begin to allow dogs to attend entire church masses. Because everyone knows the first step to getting your dog into heaven is putting them to sleep.
THIS GUY
May 5th
As a nation, can we all just skip ahead to the part when we all start referring to this guy as The Unibrow Bomber?
Also, how are we supposed to believe this guy resided in Connecticut if there are no pictures of him wearing sweaters tied around his neck?
MY MONOLOGUE JOKES FOR TODAY
May 3rd
A group of soldiers in Afghanistan posted a video of themselves dancing to Lady GaGa. It’s all part of a new military strategy called, “No Need To Ask, No Need To Tell”.
This week in 1789 the first US President George Washington was sworn in. Joe Biden celebrated the historic occasion by swearing in public.
Arizona has passed the strictest immigration bill in history. Taco Bell has even lost business as police can question you for making a Run For The Border.
