Comedy

A group of soldiers in Afghanistan posted a video of themselves dancing to Lady GaGa. It’s all part of a new military strategy called, “No Need To Ask, No Need To Tell”.

This week in 1789 the first US President George Washington was sworn in. Joe Biden celebrated the historic occasion by swearing in public.

Arizona has passed the strictest immigration bill in history. Taco Bell has even lost business as police can question you for making a Run For The Border.

Gas prices have jumped to more than 9 dollars a gallon in a small town in Alaska. Democrats offered to help Sarah Palin save money at the pump by buying her a recalled Prius.

Bret Michaels’ sister spoke with Bret in the hospital and said he’s “sounding like Bret” again. Doctors admit this is a good sign, but are still waiting to upgrade his condition from “critical” to “freakin’ awesome”.

Amy Winehouse is being treated for bruised ribs. At least now her ribs match her liver.

An Iranian cleric blames earthquakes on promiscuous women. Great big fat promiscuous women.

A 15 year old boy has been accepted into Harvard, MIT and CalTech. He celebrated by making out with his imaginary girlfriend.