Comedy
GUY PUTTING ON FLIP FLIP AT COACHELLA
Apr 21st
Thanks to Dave Holmes for this one. I mean, why WOULDN’T you want to hang out with 20,000 of these guys?!
MY MONOLOGUE JOKES FOR TODAY
Apr 21st
Today is Jesse James 41st birthday. Jesse celebrated by throwing away a really good-looking cake and eating a really nasty-looking cake instead.
This is also the one day a year where he doesn’t get in trouble for having his cake and eating it too.
The Pope gave victims of the sex abuse scandal assurances of the church’s action. Wait, isn’t church action what got everyone in trouble in the first place?
ATOMIC ZOO!!!
Apr 16th
Here’s a comedy short a couple friends of mine did a while back. Dave Holmes and Derek Miller* are hilarious and so exacting in their impersonations of Morning Zoo DJs. It’s fun. It’s funny. You should watch…
*If you’d like to see the best improv show in LA that I’ve ever seen, go see Improvise: The Musical. Friday nights at iOWest in Hollywood. Pound for pound the funniest show out there.
MY LATEST MONOLOGUE JOKES
Apr 15th
A new study says that spanking your 3 year old can turn him into a 5 year old bully. I’m not that scared because it’s pretty easy to kick a 5 year old’s ass.
On Thursday, a Pennsylvania man was arrested after leaving marijuana in his son’s Elmo backpack. Police became suspicious when Elmo started shouting, “Me Elmo, Me Want Funyuns.”
MY HOMAGE TO LETTERMAN
Apr 14th
It’s no secret that I worship David Letterman’s comedic ability and showmanship. I recently got involed in a comedy writing group and had to write up a desk piece segment of my choosing; I chose Letterman’s Top 10 List. Here is my stab at it… I wanted to share with all of you….
Top 10 Alternate Uses for Your iPad
10. Your dog will love it as a shiny frisbee
9. To signal fellow prisoner in adjoining cell
8. Really expensive fajita serving tray
7. Porn
6. Buy two iPads, a jar of mayonaise, some lunch meat and make a sandwich from the future!
5. I’ll tell you about alternate uses once I figure out what it’s primary use is.
4. Porn
3. Flava Flav hangs it around his neck to use as a digital clock
2. Complete your time machine, travel back to 1918 with it and blow some minds!
1. Porn
