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“IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?!”

If I may quote that great American wordsmith “David After Dentist”….

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BEA ARTHUR, MOUNTAINS, PIZZA

It’s exactly what it says, and visiting the website won’t make it any more clear as to what the hell this is about. Prepare to get weird…

FOR MY STONER FANS

I must have some stoner fans out there. (Yeah, that’s right, I’m talking to YOU…EDDIE! Am I buggin’ you out now man? Are you getting paranoid? HUH!?!?)
Well, wipe off the Doritos Collisions-residue covering your fingers and hit pause on Dark Side of the Moon and watch this…oh, and then go get a job.

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VANS: NOT JUST FOR PERVERTS NOW

The classic American van — No longer only appreciated by the murderous sociopathic perverts that drive them. When you see one of these beauties on the road you may think, “Well, this is an ‘amber alert’ waiting to happen.”, or if you have the pleasure of driving behind one, “Wow, the Rocky Mountains have never looked so majestic!” Sadly, more and more people are ditching their old vans, complete with captain chair seating, for newer cars with better mileage. Where would we be without old crappy vans from the 80′s? Think of all the crap bands that wouldn’t have made it to some crap venue to play music off of their latest crap album.*

Well, luckily these vans will live on forever in photos courtesy of photographer Joe Stevens. Joe has created a website to honor the great American van. It’s awesome. (note: there are no less than two “Ram Vans” on this site.)

*- Not taking into account the epic “Van Break Down of ’06″ when Ravenswood, Ohio metal band Pandora’s Rox 1988 Ford Econoline broke down on a busy highway. Which led disgruntled bassist Hank Donovan to utter the phrase, “real fuckin’ bummer, man.” four times in one hour.**

**- Not a true story, made that up.

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CONGRATULATIONS

We have a winner for the “Biggest Balls of 2010″ competition already. Congratulations, and our deepest sympathies to this woman who is most certainly no longer alive…