The Fahey Chronicles
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3 days ago
I’d like to extend my deepest sympathies to the mortician who’ll have to deal with Roger Ailes big fat nude body.
This is wonderful.
Uh-oh. Your tenth smartest friend is posting inspirational quotes again.
If you hear, “He never had a bad word to say about anybody”, you're at a boring guy's funeral.
If FOX is looking for an O'Reilly replacement, I'd just like to say I've hosted TV before and am too shy to even look most women in the eye.
Marriage is mostly hearing a muffled, “Remember, we have that thing tonight” through a wall.
Kinda had it with the "Thanks for all the birthday love! You guys rock!" Facebook people.
Fucking heartbreaking to see a restaurant just now start using Mason jars for glasses.
Jared Kushner's the kinda guy who yells, "Play Kokomo!" at a Beach Boys concert.
Come out and help me fill a deep-seated emotional void
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