Last week President Bush’s former chief advisor Karl Rove was heckled at a book signing. Rove considered punishing the men before realizing there is no worse punishment than attending a Karl Rove book signing.

Obama is going over last minute preparations for his State of the Union speech tonight. Suit? Check. Tie? Check. Muzzle for Joe Biden? Check

President Obama’s threw out the first pitch at the Nationals home opener this weekend. The pitch was high and outside, Obama calls this pitch the Matthew McConaughey.