MY (somewhat) DAILY MONOLOGUE JOKES
A new reality show is coming out called Sunset Daze, which is being described as a senior citizen version of Jersey Shore. The show will feature a signature catch-phrase, “Have you seen The Situation?” will be replaced with “Have you seen The Medication?”.

A group of women went shirtless in Maine to raise awareness for equal opportunity public toplessness. Interesting fact about women from Maine, their nipples are actually hairier than the men’s.
Apple has sold 700,000 iPads so far, which means 3.5 million dollars goes into Steve Jobs’ pocket. Note to self: Invest in black turtlenecks.

April 22nd will mark the 40th anniversary of Earth Day. Or as Sarah Palin calls it, “Thursday”.
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