MY DAILY MONOLOGUE JOKE
Mar 31st
A man from Tennessee was charged with running around the aisles of a supermarket completely nude yesterday. All of the other shoppers we’re completely disgusted by the man, except for one woman who saw the naked man and was reminded to buy Vienna sausages.
MY DAILY MONOLOGUE JOKES
Mar 30th
Yesterday Ricky Martin announced that he is gay. In other shocking news, Ikea furniture is difficult to assemble.
The Boston Globe reports that as the world gets more carbon conscious the unicycle could be seen as a practical means of transportation. Fans of the idea say two things may keep people from giving it a shot, the steep learning curve and looking like a total jackass in public.
MY DAILY MONOLOGUE JOKES
Mar 29th
Miley Cyrus announced that she has a record coming out in June and that’s going to be the last thing she does in music for a while. No joke here, I just like saying the words “last thing Miley Cyrus does in music for a while.”.
Lady Gaga said recently that she is currently single and celibate. She has yet to answer the big question of: does she pee standing up or sitting down?
