BEA ARTHUR, MOUNTAINS, PIZZA
Mar 20th
It’s exactly what it says, and visiting the website won’t make it any more clear as to what the hell this is about. Prepare to get weird…
FOR MY STONER FANS
Mar 20th
I must have some stoner fans out there. (Yeah, that’s right, I’m talking to YOU…EDDIE! Am I buggin’ you out now man? Are you getting paranoid? HUH!?!?)
Well, wipe off the Doritos Collisions-residue covering your fingers and hit pause on Dark Side of the Moon and watch this…oh, and then go get a job.
LADY SINGS ON A CRUISE SHIP
Mar 19th
I’m not a cruise-ship type of person — meaning I don’t own a subscription to Today’s Grandparent magazine, and I’m not taking medication for a “going problem” that may actually be a sign of a “growing problem”. What I’m getting at is that cruise-ships are mostly for the elder members of our society. However, this performance below is actually starting to convince me that cruise-ship living can’t be all that bad, and I may have to get in on it. Wait around until 1:25 and enjoy…
TWO GUYS WITH WEIRD THUMBS
Mar 17th
Conan O’Brien and I have the same messed up thumbnail issue. I destroyed my nail bed years ago and have been living with the consequences ever since. Do I hide my thumbnails in shame every time I meet someone? Yes. Well, not anymore. It must be a pasty, freckled, Harvard graduate*, white guys who used to be on TV thing.
CONAN’S THUMB (from his Twitter post)
MY THUMB
*Damien never graduated from Harvard, nor even attended. He does however still hold the record for most pot stickers eaten in a single sitting at Harvard Brew Pub in Cambridge.
