MY MONOLOGUE JOKES FOR TODAY
May 5th
It’s gotten so bad in Arizona today police even pulled over the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

Apple now has a dating website for fans of Apple products. Fans will wait patiently for the first date, immediately fall in love with the person until 6 months later when a better-looking person comes along.
Good news NYPD have caught the suspected Times Square terrorist. Meanwhile, The Naked Cowboy remains at large.

A church in Massachusetts will begin to allow dogs to attend entire church masses. Because everyone knows the first step to getting your dog into heaven is putting them to sleep.





