The Fahey Chronicles
You know you're in a shitty city if suddenly your phone is burning hot.
1 hour ago
I have no idea when I'll die but I hope it's in the middle of someone telling me about TV shows I haven't seen.
18 hours ago
Just hangin with my gal Ellen in Vegas!
Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter.
Pizza Expo 2015 with the
The guy who does the voice for Outback Steakhouse commercials sounds like he'd fuck your wife.
Enjoy feeling like you should be having way more fun than you're actually having? Try a concert!
"Sean Penn is…The Gunman. Because apparently Liam Neeson was busy."
Guys, the Chappie billboards are still up.
I’m down to four people on earth who I enjoy spending longer than ten minutes with.
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