The Fahey Chronicles
I just watched an inspirational TED Talk to give me the strength to listen to a voicemail.
Malala is the bravest person alive but after her it's gotta be anyone eating a hot dog at the movies.
2 days ago
When I see a girl under the age of 25 texting, I think, "So nice she's taking a break from photographing her face."
It would take me being quarantined for Ebola to finally watch an internet video longer than 2 minutes.
No one's understood a thing Matthew McConaughey's said since 2010.
My version of a haunted house is hitting yes when an ATM asks me if I'd like to see my balance.
Don't forget to post terrible stuff everyone already knew about Christopher Columbus while acting like you're blowing the lid off Watergate.
I scrolled past "Malala Wins Nobel Peace Prize" to click on "Horse Walks Into Police Station". I'm Damien Fahey and I'm part of the problem.
Writer's block for Jimmy Buffett is probably just him trying to think of more words that rhyme with sand.
Everyone voted and we all agree that the underscore in your Twitter handle is the reason no one takes you seriously.
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