The Fahey Chronicles
Everyone gets out of a Range Rover like they're expecting applause.
10 hours ago
There's always one Asian teenager wearing Beats in line at Chipotle.
12 hours ago
"Holy infant, so tender and mild." Boy, the baby Jesus sure sounded delicious!
Hard at work with
Solution: Change the ending of The Interview to Rogen and Franco sneaking into North Korea to tell Kim Jong-un how tall and thin he is.
2 days ago
If I were president, my Twitter bio would read, "#1 PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME!!!" and that's why I'll never be president.
3 days ago
I'll attend your holiday party if I can spend the entire night alone lying on the bed with all the coats in the room with your dog.
It's truly amazing what Abraham Lincoln accomplished while wearing such a big stupid hat.
I love people who criticize you for being on your phone a lot. Like it's not what we all want to be doing every waking second of our lives.
"Where should we put the office Christmas tree?" "In the middle of the lobby." "And the menorah?" "Shove that in a corner no one sees."
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