The Fahey Chronicles
"I'm sorry, Ms. Johnson. But I'm afraid we've detected cancer in your big fat rockin' tits."
22 hours ago
It’s National Dog Day. Everyone shut the fuck up about this election for 24 hours and let’s see those dogs!!!
Fun thought: any time you're in public you could be getting secretly photographed by a teenager who's making fun of you on social media.
2 days ago
"So, we say we got mugged in Rio and-" "I beat them all with my sick karate moves?" "Ryan, for the last time, no to the karate moves thing."
God, please make Trump say something stupid soon so I don’t have to keep reading lists of people’s top seven movies.
I love the Olympics but do we really need to spend all this money to find out who's the best at badminton?
Malia Obama was caught smoking pot. Man, just when you thought that family couldn't get any cooler!
Can we spice up swimming at the Olympics a little by having someone's fat dad swimming in one lane?
I feel like we're a week away from Trump pissing into the 9/11 reflecting pools.
I don’t want to get political but I think it’s time a woman gets eaten out by an intern in the Oval Office. Are you with me?!?!
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