The Fahey Chronicles
'Tis the season to rip those fucking reindeer antlers off people’s cars while they’re inside grocery shopping.
Instead of attending your holiday party, can I just drive-by, shout, "Happy Holidays" and throw a bottle of cheap wine on your lawn?
2 days ago
You know there's one guy who showed up to protest 5 minutes before the Standing Rock news was announced and was like, "We did it, you guys!"
2 days ago
Just a huge FUCK YOU to the online ads that push the entire website down half a page.
3 days ago
I can’t wait until Trump takes the oath of office by putting his hand on a laminated Hooters menu.
A lot of these movies coming out around Christmas look like real fucking messes.
If someone starts talking politics say, "As someone who also only half-read the same article, I'd like to chime in."
Just got a Happy Thanksgiving e-mail from my gastroenterologist.
The scariest sound in the world is walking on a sidewalk and suddenly hearing a skateboard behind you.
Oh no. How is Hamilton going to survive if the people who had no intention of seeing Hamilton in the first place boycott Hamilton?!
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