The Fahey Chronicles
Most people's scariest thought is a Trump presidency. Me? Accidentally selecting UberPool.
3 days ago
The Kaine announcement is as exciting as getting a CNN push notification that says, "Hillary Clinton chooses eggshell white for her kitchen"
When you fart and have thousands of other people to blame it on.
The highlight of 2016 so far was realizing Donald Trump Jr. follows me and blocking the shit out of him.
Melania Trump sounds like she's reading an eye chart.
This is actually a speaker at the Republican National Convention and not a guy on the local news who seen a UFO.
Melania finishes her RNC speech. Trump walks to podium. "Isn't she great, folks? And how 'bout those tits? And now, Scott Baio!"
Whenever I see an empty pizza box in a neighbor's garbage can, I get jealous someone had a better night than I did.
Trim your goatee! Iron that Under Armour shirt! And don’t forget a huge pair of pants! You’re a dad heading out for the night in Las Vegas!
, FUCK. YOU.
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