The Fahey Chronicles
I hope no one ever hacks my phone. I don't need any women knowing I have a beautiful 13 inch penis.
18 hours ago
Just a reminder not to wear white after Labor Day and not to be black around cops.
Jennifer Lawrence nude pics leaked. And now millions of husbands wait patiently for their wives to go run an errand.
Every woman's dessert order starts with, "I shouldn't."
2 days ago
I liked a friend's Instagram photo 3 seconds after they posted it and now have to spend my entire life proving to them I'm not a total loser
3 days ago
People who get on an elevator before everyone gets off are probably just in a rush to attend their Assholes Anonymous meeting.
3 days ago
This guy is human garbage. RT
: VIDEO: Asshole CEO of stadium caterer caught on camera abusing dog
"I swear to god if I have to pay taxes, I'm moving to Canada." - Burger King
"Maybe this? Maybe you idiots will fall for this?" - Makers of curved TVs
Hey haters, if Jay-Z and Beyonce are getting divorced, why were they affectionate to each other for 9 seconds on live television last night?
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