The Fahey Chronicles
Adults need an app that alerts us when we are being secretly photographed in public by mean teenagers.
No one's ever driven a Corolla faster than 45 mph.
“Mr. Fahey is next” “Mr. Comey, my colleague is wheeling in a hoop. Can you dunk this basketball for us?” *dunks* “Sick. That’s all I have."
Scary thought: Someone somewhere has video of you dancing at a concert.
My Untuckit shirt lets women at the bar know I’m going to become an issue around midnight.
Whenever I see someone asleep on a plane I think, "Wow. That's how they're going to look when they're dead."
I’d like to extend my deepest sympathies to the mortician who’ll have to deal with Roger Ailes big fat nude body.
Uh-oh. Your tenth smartest friend is posting inspirational quotes again.
If you hear, “He never had a bad word to say about anybody”, you're at a boring guy's funeral.
If FOX is looking for an O'Reilly replacement, I'd just like to say I've hosted TV before and am too shy to even look most women in the eye.
The Gist – A better way to barely read the news
JUSTIN BIEBER HEADING TO ONE PLACE WHERE NO ONE’S SICK OF HIM YET
SOMEONE WHO OBVIOUSLY CAN’T BE TRUSTED WITH MONEY SPENDS $13,000 ON FAKE LADY GAGA FINGERNAIL
STING RELEASING NEW ALBUM TO BE OVERHEAD WHILE WAITING FOR YOUR ORDER AT STARBUCKS
MCDONALDS’ PLASTIC BOWLS FULL OF WILTED LETTUCE AND ANEMIC VEGETABLES APPARENTLY NOT SELLING WELL
PARIS WHAT’S-HER-NAME FROM 2004 SIGNS RECORD DEAL WITH HIP HOP LABEL
GREEK YOGURT MAY DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT AS BADLY AS GREEK ECONOMIC POLICIES DESTROYED GREECE
FOX COMMITS TO 12 NEW EPISODES OF KIEFER SUTHERLAND SWEATING,
PISTOL WHIPPING, SHOUTING “DAMMIT, THERE’S NOT ENOUGH TIME!”
TORONTO PITCHER RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL AFTER BASEBALL UNINTENTIONALLY CHARGES MOUND
WORLD’S FIRST WEBSITE HARKENS BACK TO SIMPLER TIME WHEN SEXY SINGLES COULD NOT BE FOUND IN YOUR AREA
NETFLIX ERASES 1,800 CLASSIC FILMS WHILE ‘TREMORS 3’ STILL AVAILABLE TO STREAM 24/7
COMPANY RESPONSIBLE FOR SPICE GIRLS CURRENTLY DOING MORE SPACE TRAVEL THAN NASA
EA SPORTS JOINS UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN IN PROFITING FROM DENARD ROBINSON’S LIKENESS
OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS, SINGER, AUTHOR, PHILANTHROPIST TOPS GIRLFRIEND PUNCHER IN MOST HATED CELEBRITY POLL
ADORABLE PUBLIC THINKS CUTE LITTLE PETITION WILL SWAY GIANT MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION’S FINANCIAL INTERESTS
$500 MILLION WRIGLEY UPGRADE TO LET CUBS FANS WATCH .400 BALL IN STYLE
ATHLETIC APPAREL COMPANY DECIDES 300-POUND MUSICIAN NO LONGER REPRESENTS ITS VALUES
U.S Justice System applied to rich white guy
968,000 people in year 2013 pay for album
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