The Fahey Chronicles
Steve Bannon is now free to focus on having multiple strangers a day come up to him and say, "Excuse me sir, your face is bleeding."
16 hours ago
Obama tweet BIGGER than all of yours! Obama inauguration WAY BIGGER than yours! Yours very SMALL!â€
2 days ago
A buddy is running against an incumbent who's anti-LGBTQ, anti-environment, and was a big supporter of that awful hâ€
3 days ago
I wouldn't wish death on an enemy but I would wish being accidentally hit in the back of the ankle with a grocery cart.
Which Netflix food documentary is going to make YOU unbearable to be around for a month?
I think we all need to admit the cars The Price Is Right gives away are just okay.
FYI: I will be taking all of tomorrow off from work as I try to find the â€śunsubscribeâ€ť button on a single email.
Every day of the Trump presidency feels like the stress of watching your wife open a box of jewelry your mom got her for Christmas.
Instagram is now just people saying "YAAAAAS!" back and forth to each other.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders looks like every woman eating lobster on a cruise ship.
The Gist – A better way to barely read the news
JUSTIN BIEBER HEADING TO ONE PLACE WHERE NO ONE’S SICK OF HIM YET
SOMEONE WHO OBVIOUSLY CAN’T BE TRUSTED WITH MONEY SPENDS $13,000 ON FAKE LADY GAGA FINGERNAIL
STING RELEASING NEW ALBUM TO BE OVERHEAD WHILE WAITING FOR YOUR ORDER AT STARBUCKS
MCDONALDS’ PLASTIC BOWLS FULL OF WILTED LETTUCE AND ANEMIC VEGETABLES APPARENTLY NOT SELLING WELL
PARIS WHAT’S-HER-NAME FROM 2004 SIGNS RECORD DEAL WITH HIP HOP LABEL
GREEK YOGURT MAY DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT AS BADLY AS GREEK ECONOMIC POLICIES DESTROYED GREECE
FOX COMMITS TO 12 NEW EPISODES OF KIEFER SUTHERLAND SWEATING,
PISTOL WHIPPING, SHOUTING “DAMMIT, THERE’S NOT ENOUGH TIME!”
TORONTO PITCHER RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL AFTER BASEBALL UNINTENTIONALLY CHARGES MOUND
WORLD’S FIRST WEBSITE HARKENS BACK TO SIMPLER TIME WHEN SEXY SINGLES COULD NOT BE FOUND IN YOUR AREA
NETFLIX ERASES 1,800 CLASSIC FILMS WHILE ‘TREMORS 3’ STILL AVAILABLE TO STREAM 24/7
COMPANY RESPONSIBLE FOR SPICE GIRLS CURRENTLY DOING MORE SPACE TRAVEL THAN NASA
EA SPORTS JOINS UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN IN PROFITING FROM DENARD ROBINSONâ€™S LIKENESS
OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS, SINGER, AUTHOR, PHILANTHROPIST TOPS GIRLFRIEND PUNCHER IN MOST HATED CELEBRITY POLL
ADORABLE PUBLIC THINKS CUTE LITTLE PETITION WILL SWAY GIANT MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION’S FINANCIAL INTERESTS
$500 MILLION WRIGLEY UPGRADE TO LET CUBS FANS WATCH .400 BALL IN STYLE
ATHLETIC APPAREL COMPANY DECIDES 300-POUND MUSICIAN NO LONGER REPRESENTS ITS VALUES
U.S Justice System applied to rich white guy
968,000 people in year 2013 pay for album
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