The Fahey Chronicles
God bless all the weirdos sitting in the audience of that Steve Harvey kid show.
3 hours ago
Am I more engaged in democracy than ever before? Well, I delete twelve to fifteen emails a day from democrats asking for money, so yes.
8 hours ago
I pray there's no video of me chasing after that restaurant napkin that blew off my outdoor table.
3 days ago
Hey, I wrote tonight's Family Guy episode. It's on at 9pm on FOX. Enjoy!
Seeing Trump as president is like seeing a child sitting in first class.
Right now, a guy on my Facebook feed is arguing for the Meals On Wheels budget cut. He has a Minions avatar.
You fat fuckin asshole
Manchester By The Sea: “The thrilling story of Casey Affleck looking cold for two and a half hours."
“Have a nice day!” “Impossible. I already checked Twitter."
Every other commercial now is just a person wearing a VR headset and saying, "Wow!"
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